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Buscando por internet casa de alquiler en Toledo me encontré una bonita a buen precio con la descripción en inglés y con una dirección de email para contactar, pensé que sería alguien que puso el anuncio en inglés para alquilársela a extranjeros, total que escribo un email preguntando donde está la casa exactamente y si podría verla. Atención a los emailes de respuesta, cada día flipo más, ai flip every day mor an mor, ahí van:

Hello Dear, Thanks for the email. I Dr. Spoon Dach own the 3 bedroom apartment and also want you to know that it was due to my transfer that makes me and my wife to leave the house and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money for the rent but want it to be clean at the time and the person that will rent it to take it as if it were its own. So for now, We are here in west Africa, our new house and also with the keys of the house, we try to look for an agent that we can give this documents before we left but could not see and we are as well as don't want our house to be used any how in our present that is why we took it along with us. I and my wife came over to West Africa for a missionary work, so i hope you will promise us to take very good care of the house. So get back to me on how you could take care of our house or perhaps experience you have in renting home. Hope you are okay with the price of US$600(2 months first payment) with hydro,heat laundry facilities, air condition and so on. I am looking forward to hear from you ASAP so that i can forward you an application to fill out and discuss on how to get the house for rent.you are free to call me on my phone number XXXXXXXXXXX Await your reply. Thanks, Dr Spoon Dach

Aajjaaj, que os parece?? como yo respondo a todos los emailes, le contesto y le digo que si me puede decir la situación exacta del apartamento y que en todo caso después hablaríamos del resto de detalles, y va y me manda esto:

Hello Dear , RENT APPLICATION FORM.Also,Pls let me get this answer.1)Your Full Name: 2)Your Full Address & Phone Number : 3)How old are you?4)Are you married?5)How many people will be living in the house?6)Do you have a pet?7)Do you have a car?8)Occupation? 9)What is your religion?10)Are you born again? Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i canhave it in my file incase of issuing the receipt for you and contactingyou. Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get thedocument and the keys of the house to you, please we are giving you allthis base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words, youknow that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into God'shand, so please do not let us down with our property and God bless youmore as you do this.

Toma Jeroma pastillas de goma, las preguntas 9 y 10, qué? eh? jajajaja a este ya no le contesto, ajajja o le digo God save the Queen o algo así, no? ayayayay voy a escribir un libro con mis historias de alquilar pisos tanto siendo inquilina como siendo propietaria, marededede...